Does this make my legs look fat?

"Recently, an Associated Press story about the New York City subway system caught my eye. According to subway officials, a leading cause of subway delays is crash dieters who faint on the platform or on the train. That's right -- crash dieters who pass out and require medical help are a top cause of transit delays." ~ The South Beach Diet Supercharged by Dr. Arthur Agatston

And have yourself a nice day!

"I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?” ~ Margot Dalton

Subway accordion

"Music has to breathe and sweat. You have to play it live." ~ James Brown

The look

"I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitive-ly, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other’s arses and nuzzle each other’s fur." ~ Graham Swift