"I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?” ~ Margot Dalton
"To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color, is like living in Alaska and being against snow.” ~ William Faulkner
"I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitive-ly, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other’s arses and nuzzle each other’s fur." ~ Graham Swift
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me." ~ Emo Philips
"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises." ~ Leo Buscaglia
"I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?” ~ Margot Dalton
"When I'm trusting and being myself... everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously." ~ Shakti Gawain
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unneces-sary freezing of water.” ~ Carl Reiner
"To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color, is like living in Alaska and being against snow.” ~ William Faulkner
"I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitive-ly, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other’s arses and nuzzle each other’s fur." ~ Graham Swift
"I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him." ~ William H. Macy
"There is no doubt that the first require-ment for a composer is to be dead." ~ Arthur Honegger
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me." ~ Emo Philips
"Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts, that is the end of it." ~ Anonymous
"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think.” ~ Farrah Fawcett
"There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good." ~ Edwin Denby
"The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises." ~ Leo Buscaglia
