BYOC

“Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time." ~ Stephen Wright

Parked mattress

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." ~ Anthony Burgess

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." ~ Charlie Brown

Good books make good companions

"Never judge a book by its movie." ~ J. W. Eagan

The reading section

“No two persons ever read the same book." ~ Edmund Wilson

Magic hand wave makes traffic disappear -- or not

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive." ~ Author Unknown

One glove

"I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same." ~ William J. Dybus