A penny for your thoughts

"Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week." ~ George Bernard Shaw

Synchronized tulips

"Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it." ~ Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle

Half way through summer

"A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp." ~ Raymond Duncan

Two bikes, one skateboard and a baseball bat

"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you." ~ Erma Bombeck

The friendly giant has left the building

"If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." ~ Phyllis Diller

Real sweetness

"Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit." ~ Kahlil Gibran

Fruit stand in Toronto's Little India

"But I think it's a little different in Europe, because 40 is really the best age for a woman. That's when we hit our peak and become this ripe fruit." ~ Juliette Binoche