I enjoy being a girl

Honey, you really should try my moisturizer

“I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.” ~ Cher

There are disadvantages to having an outdoor office

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company." ~ Lily Tomlin

Not a cubicle!

"I worked in my cubicle so I could pay for my house in Windsor, and I looked at that situation, sold the house, sold the car, quit the cubicle and kept the sailboat." ~ George Young

College subway station

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." ~ Evan Esar

Crocs

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." ~ Imelda Marcos

Tires

“Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.” ~ Brian Tracy

Garlic

“My final, considered judgement is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches -- with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.” ~ Angelo Pellegrini, The Unprejudiced Palate (1948)

The curse of being beautiful

"Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring." ~ Michelle Pfeiffer

Feeling the love

"If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough." ~ Ann Landers

Alone

"We all need each other." ~ Leo Buscaglia

Park and watch

"Canadians in general watched more TV (25 hours per week) in the winter months than in the summer months (20 hours)."

~ The Culture Statistics Program Television Project, by the CRTC, Canadian Heritage and Statistics Canada, 1998, and CBC Research (Nielson Media Research), February 1999.

Sunshine makes all the difference

"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,

Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,

Brighter than a lucky penny,

When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,

And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,

That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,

Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way

When you're in love to stay."

~ lyrics from Sunshine, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows by Marvin Hamlisch

In other words, good bye

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

And so you're back, from outer space
I just walked in to find you here, with that sad look upon your face
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good-bye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die.

Oh, no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give
And I, l will survive, I will survive....Hey, hey

~ lyrics from I will survive by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris

Whatever!!

"You don't own me, I'm not just one of your many toys

You don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys

And don't tell me what to do

And don't tell me what to say

And please, when I go out with you

Don't put me on display, 'cause

You don't own me, don't try to change me in any way

You don't own me, don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay"

~ lyrics from You Don't Own Me by John Madara and David White

Baby, close the door

"Close the door
Let me give you what you've been waiting for

Baby I got so much love to give
I wanna give it all to you."

~ lyrics from Close the door by Teddy Pendergrass

Pink is pretty

"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation."

~ lyrics from Barbie Girl by Aqua

Freedom

"I need a new way
Out of here
The door is opening

I'm losing my fear
Suddenly
The way
Has come to me

Freedom take me deeper
Freedom take me deeper
Freedom take me deeper..."

~lyrics from Freedom Deep by Inxs

Go away

"You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand." ~ Princess Anne