Do you prefer tens or twenties?

“Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.” ~ Elsa Maxwell

Becky, Bob and Fritz -- efficient, but no smile!!!

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." ~ Woody Allen

Nap time

"Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wrist-watch." ~ George Carlin

Black Sunday

“On a bad day, I have mood swings -- but on a good day, I have the whole mood play-ground." ~ Charles Rosenblum

No bikes on sidewalks

"To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation." ~ Georg C. Lichtenberg

A different bike stand

"There is no doubt that creativity is the most important human resource of all. Without creativity, there would be no progress, and we would be forever repeating the same patterns." ~ Edward de Bono

Reduce, Reuse and Recycle

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone." ~ Audrey Hepburn

Something is missing

"What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor." ~ David Perry

Two is company

"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." ~ Ann Strong

Feeling it

"The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature." ~ Joseph Campbell

Into the light

"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life." ~ Ludwig van Beethoven

Joy

"To love what you do and feel that it matters — how could anything be more fun?” ~ Katharine Graham

Love at first sight

"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they'll settle for a puppy every time." ~ Winston Pendleton

Afrofest

"Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is." ~ Malcolm Arnold

Interfacing without computers -- a revolutionary concept

"What troubles me is the Internet and the electronic technology revolution. Shyness is fueled in part by so many people spending huge amounts of time alone, isolated on e-mail, in chat rooms, which reduces their face-to-face contact with other people." ~ Philip Zimbardo

Is that broccoli in my soup?

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." ~ Jim Davis

Macaroni and cheese Mondays made life worth living

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife" ~ Shelly Winters

Between notes

“My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence." ~ Edith Sitwell

The magic of music

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~ Berthold Auerbach

Lindsay Beaver Quartet

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." ~ Leopold Stokowski

Hmmm, very interesting...

"Curiosity is the cure for boredom. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Dorothy Parker

Decisions, decisions

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." ~ Phyllis Diller

Happy Canada Day!

"The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off its own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees." ~ June Callwood