Beau

"They are better than human beings because they know but do not tell." ~ Emily Dickinson

Beau -- a proud lap dog

"A man is only as good as what he loves." ~ Saul Bellow

He's got it!!

"He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch." ~ Unknown

Am I getting paid for this?

"Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will, but she can." ~ Dorothy Parker

What was that?

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." ~ John Steinbeck

Since you asked...

"I like my coffee strong, not lethal!" ~ M*A*S*H

Regrets

"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." ~ Jackie Joyner-Kersee