Smile magic

"All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile." ~ Chris Hart

Story time

"No one gossips about other people's secret virtues." ~ Bertrand Russell

Up for the challenge

"When people keep telling you that you can't do a thing, you kind of like to try it." ~ Margaret Chase Smith

We recycle

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." ~ Steven Wright

Stress management 101

“Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Out in the cold

"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." ~ Mark Twain

Four Uggs to go...

“I'm not that interested in fashion... When someone says that lime-green is the new black for this season, you just want to tell them to get a life.” ~ Bruce Oldfield (English Fashion designer)

Read all about it! Or not...

"Try a "news fast" -- simply opt out of watching the news on television, reading newspapers, or following the news on the Internet for a few days or even a week. Taking periodic breaks from the news can promote mental calm and help renew your spirits. As a result, anxiety and overstimulation may be minimized, and your body will function better." ~ Dr. Andrew Weil

I PEE DAILY

"I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction." ~ Aneurin Bevan

Psychic

“I always prefer to work in the studio. It isolates people from their environment. They become in a sense... symbolic of themselves. I often feel that people come to me to be photographed as they would go to a doctor or a fortune teller -- to find out how they are.” ~ Richard Avedon

Today's horrorscope: Not a good day to rob your corner bank

"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable." ~ John Kenneth Galbraith