"Sid Loomis: You're a star because you're great and you are a great star, but let me tell you something, Helen. In the last couple of years you're better known as an adulteress and a drunk. And I say this in all due respect. 
"May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all human-kind." ~ Author Unknown
"Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life." ~ Buddha
"I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. ~ Jules Renard
"To me every hour of the light and dark is a miracle, Every cubic inch of space is a miracle." ~ Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
“I think there should be something in science called the "rein-deer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.” Jack Handy
The Princess Cinza: Hold on! I think I see something.
"The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." ~ King Edward VIII (1894 - 1972)
"I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive." ~ Joseph Campbell
“They remember me as this shy girl sitting under the table. But they obviously didn't know what was going on in my head." ~ Izabella Scorupco
"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." ~ Bertrand Russell
“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?” ~ Quentin Crisp
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat over-estimated his ability." ~ Oscar Wilde
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” ~ Winston Churchill
"Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will, but she can." ~ Dorothy Parker
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." ~ John Steinbeck
"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." ~ Jackie Joyner-Kersee
"Even with the best of maps and instru-ments, we can never fully chart our journeys." ~ Gail Pool
"Writing comes more easily if you have something to say." ~ Sholem Asch
"Makes me wonder who number two is and what their sign says." ~ seriously amused
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." ~ Robert Benchley
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." ~ Alexander Pope
"In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Unknown
"If you do not tell the truth about yourself, you cannot tell it about other people." ~ Virginia Woolf
"You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note." ~ Doug Floyd
"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed." ~ Sir Winston Churchill
"The miracle is this -- the more we share, the more we have." ~ Leonard Nimoy
“For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average -- hey, let's get a pizza!" ~ Jay Leno
